THE PATRONS & STAFF OF BULFINCHE'S PUB SPEAK OUT ON THE MURPHY'S LORE BOOKS
The staff and patrons of Bulfinche’s Pub speak out on TALES FROM FROM BULFINCHE'S PUB:
"MURPHY'S LORE: A MASTERPIECE. THE MUST READ OF THE YEAR." -Murphy's Mom.
"EXHILARATING AND BEAUTIFUL. HILARIOUS AND TOUCHING. And those were just the parts with me in it. Beats the Iliad and the Odyssey hands down."
-HERCULES, god hero, bouncer at Bulfinche’s Pub.
"I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN. Murphy glued it to my hand."
-ROY G. BIV, paraplegic clown, patron.
"PLACES FOURTH ON MY LIST AFTER WINE, WOMEN AND SONG."
-DIONYSUS, god of wine, woman and song. Bartender at Bulfinche’s Pub.
"WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD, AT LEAST IN PAPERBACK."
-PADDY MORAN, leprechaun. Owner and proprietor
"DEVILISHLY CLEVER."
-MATTHEW, angel on the lam, dishwasher.
The patrons of Bulfinche’s Pub speak out on FOOLS’ DAY:
“The Greatest Book Of This Or Any Other Millennium.” -MURPHY’S MOM
“I Laughed, I Cried, I Felt Human Again. Not that that’s a compliment by any stretch of the imagination.”
-COYOTE, Native American Trickster god
“More Fun Than A Barrel Of Humans. Even one going over Niagara Falls.”
-SUN WUKONG, The Monkey King
“Bah. Real warriors don’t read books. Besides, everything Murphy says about me is lies.”
-MAB, Faerie Warrior Queen
“A Truly Amazing Book. This is the novel that all literature has been working toward For centuries. Kinda makes you want to cry when you think about it.”
-HEX, Cursed Magi
The patrons of Bulfinche’s Pub speak out on THROUGH THE DRINKING GLASS:
“Murphy’s Lore just keeps getting better & better with each book.” -MURPHY’S MOM
“IT’S GOOD. How good? I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. Or at least crash your hard drive.”
-THE WORLD WIDE SPYDER, cyber entity, federal agent
“MURPHY’S DONE IT AGAIN. Of course, if he keeps doing it, I may just have to have a chat with him and tell him to stop.”
-NEMESIS, legendary enforcer
“Shorter than the bible.”
-FATHER MIKE RYANN, priest
“IN A CHOICE BETWEEN a GARLIC enema AND MURPHY’S LORE, MURPHY WINS HANDS DOWN.” -LUCAS WILSON, vampyre
Murphy's Lore, Bulfinche's Pub, shot o' gold logo and all prominant characters and settings are © & ™ Patrick Thomas.